Mary Hart: Pumpkin Entertainment Tonight- An Excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters

Mary Hart- Pumpkin Entertainment Tonight: An Excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters

Chief Crazy Captain Christo was traveling recently(2009) and came across a news reporter to The STARS. This reporter seemed to focus on rich people a lot so Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided that Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight fame needed a slight change in FOCUS. So he decided to disguise himself as an O-Range Blob of Light and the rest as they say is history! We interrupt the conversation on the set of Entertainment Tonight. This is a TRUE story. Mary Hart’s name has been changed to Ma Ha to keep her privacy intact. On with the Pumpkin Entertainment Tonight segment of The Great Pumpkin Letters.

MA HA- ” And Grant Heslov’s new movie Men Who Stare At Goats starring the fabulous George Clooney and a slew of other stars is coming to a theatre near you November 6th. Hey Mark can you get that Orange light fixed. It is glaring right into my eyes . Mark, are you there Mark. Mr. Steines you hoo the Orange light is blinding me and I can’t see anything…”

Little did MA HA know that Chief Crazy Captain Christo was on the set of Entertainment Tonight and had actually paid Mark Steines and Thea Andrews a compliment. So without interrupting the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo ( disguised as the O-Range Blob of Light), they let him talk to MA HA. The O-Range Blob of Light went straight up to MA HA and offered her a laser etched gift that MA HA accepted before the fright building up inside her trembled to the surface.

MA HA- ” Who are you? And what do you want with me? ”

O-Range Blob of Light-” Hi! Mary Hart er I mean MA HA. I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo and I have been sent to you on behalf of The Great Pumpkin. We have seen your work and it is GOOD!

Would you like to be invited to a PARTY? Before you answer, let me finish. The party is for Warren Buffett on July 9th 2010 in Omaha. The “Party for a Purpose” will be the theme and only one news team will be allowed inside. We have deemed Entertainment Tonight as that news team that will be allowed inside. All others will be locked out. Can you attend the party MA HA? The Party for a Purpose will be revealed but I will give you a sneak peak right now!”

Through the power of the O-Range Blob of Light, MA HA was transported to the pre-construction site of ” The Tree House”. MA HA gazed in wide wonder at the joy she felt welling up inside her. She turned to the O-Range Blob of Light and described what she was feeling while she was watching happy construction workers who were not high or on drugs building the most beautiful place imaginable.

MA HA- ” This is so beautiful. Where is it? Wow look at that. Every thing you could ever want is here. That is the most beautiful stage I have ever seen. Wow and the restaurants and the hotels and everyone is working together. Everyone is so happy and joyous! Wait a minute are these robots?

O-Range Blob of Light- ” MA HA, what you are seeing is true teamwork in action. Everyone is here because they want to make this the most special place on EARTH for one little girl. In so doing, they are seeing the value of working together. It can happen anywhere but it is happening here. You have been given a sneak peak because well MA HA , without you, I probably would not have taken any action myself.

MA HA-” Chief Crazy Captain Christo, why can’t I see you clearly?”

O-Range Blob of Light-” Until construction is completed, no one will see me completely. Your job MA HA is to gather up your team and help get the word out. By the way, MA HA, would you like your own complimentary backstage soundstage with lighting at the Tree House.

MA HA- ” Would I! What do I have to do?

O-Range Blob of Light- ” Just continue to do what you do and I will do what I do and we will meet in the middle ok MA HA?”

MA HA -” DEAL! Hey Chief Crazy Captain Christo, one question for you, I thought The Great Pumpkin was a Charles Schultz production. Aren’t you afraid of lawsuits or something like that?

But with that question the O-Range Blob of Light was off the set and Mary Hart was left at Entertainment Tonight’s Television set muttering to herself and her co-workers were giggling.

This has been another edition of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay tuned as the plot thickens!

Fashion Your Own New Christmas Entertainment

Want to find some entertaining pastimes to observe the Christmas season? Besides shopping eagerly for wholesale Christmas gifts at bargain prices, what kinds of activities can you think up to make this season terrific? You can always invent your own traditions and festive times. Here are three suggestions.

Create Some Christmas Crafts.

If you have kids or fun-loving neighbors, have a Seasonal Craft party. You can locate things to work with at any wholesale Christmas website or store. Furnish your guests with pipecleaners, construction paper, sparkles, paste, styrofoam geometric figures. Go hunting outside and get some pine cones if they are available in your area or find some smooth rocks. Then let your innovative spirit run wild! Pine cones can become snowmen with yarn scarves! A big stone can be adorned and become part of your manger scene. Or use your supplies to make ornaments for the Christmas tree!

Bake and Build a House!

Baking is a traditional holiday season activity, but why not turn your baking into a construction project? Gingerbread houses are easier than they look. What you have to have is the gingerbread foundation, some frosting, and lots of candy to make the roof, windows, trim and front door. Candy canes, gummi drops and sugar cookies are a real treat! The most complicated part is making sure you cut the raw dough into usable structures for walls, shingles and fancy trims. You might need a few hours, but that is a part of the fun. Or, if it becomes too hard, then just resort to prepared wholesale Christmas gingerbread projects!

Compose a Christmas Carol

If your home is always full of music, why not have a contest for composing a fun new Christmas song? Sometimes the old favorites become just old, so set a goal to come up with a Christmas rock and roll song or a new hymn based on your own thoughts about the season and memorable Xmas moments. Add some handmade musical instruments – like a bongo made of oatmeal boxes and a bell choir consisting of silverware clinking together – and you will soon be convinced you are ready to debut with the next wholesale Christmas popular hit!

Having fun at Xmas should be a combination of tradition and novelty!